| The come back of the magicians.
To create a good brand name, the brand name creator has hung up on
his wall all the precepts and principles on this matter. I will not
remember them, they are encountered on all the tablets, and they finally
will not help find a name.
But really, is the name so crucial? Can we see many people filling an
application to change their name, giving as a pretext that their name is
not retentively, sound bad, means an insult in Melanesian, is not
pronounceable or for any other reason? these events are rare.
That's not the name that make the personality neither master his
destiny. We can find nicknames or even stage names which are rather
extensions than replacements of the family name. The most common names
haven't avoid great careers or uncommon destinies.
A name is nothing but a name. It's not the name that makes the
product, and the consumer don't care of the name if the product fits his
need. A good brand name will never save a bad product. Casually it
can speed up its decline.
How much care is given to the word etymology, when the word is
assigned to an object, the word just means the object. Up to the point
that the Brand can become a generic word. Too much communication
and a famous usual object, and your beautiful well known BRAND does not
select your product but just mean a common generic object (Ex: PC, at
the beginnings was really meaning Personal Computer of IBM. Now a PC
does not at all mean a PC manufactured by IBM, but just a personal
computer of a what ever brand. Even you say: "We need an IBM PC on
this desk.", the purchase department will probably give you any PC
of the brand of it's choice).
As a revenge, in some case the brand can virtually act like a magic
potion and provide a powerful attractive medium; for instance to define
a product whom is hardly describable. That is the case for the perfumes.
Strategies are varied and the marketing departments do not hesitate to
use extreme wording (cf. Poison or Opium). Associated with the
trademark, the name can transgress without hindrance the frontier of the
illicit.
And here starts the work. A brand Naming company is NOT
entitled to provide just any proof and acceptable words. It must provide
magic words.
The neologism: Royal way, magic way.
In a brand naming project, the principal pitfall is with no doubt the
juridical clearance. Trademarks infringement actions can be costly. So we must minimize any trial risk with a
competitor (cf. case Vivendi/Vis-à-vis).
Using a neologism as a brand name offer several advantages. A
neologism helps to prevent against this congenital disease, the
trademark infringement. Sure enough, in creating a word made up out of the full
cloth, the probability to encounter a concurrent trademark in the same
class is reduced. In addition, when it's time to create a new product or
service, it is logical to associate a tailor-made word. Finally, the
number of possible combinations become tremendous if we switch from
mixing words or roots to free letter arrangements.
But beyond this prophylaxis, the neologism blazes the trail to an
unknown world. Must we then resort to magic, cabalistic formula, cryptic
naming, alchemy? Who will find the magic formula which will open the
cave of the Forty Thieves? Do the Tibetan monks will discover the real
name of god? Get out of the dictionaries and reach the power of pure
creation.
The word power is immense, a simple word and you reach a concept. A
simple neologism is enough to define an invention, a new service, a new
product, a new profession...
Guess these futurist new jobs, discovered by koK'n.fizZ:
magicook
selicoman
worksmiver
painteacher
chauffarmer
preachemist
physicook
chemisician
sicigatist
orkeman
advorkeman
repaintist
secreactor
exagiceman
exorcificiator
aborator
anticiator
ballistrician
astromancist
atomparator
ematician
concatulactor
coopector
anticist
ramicist
theoreman
masculator
actompator
execratiator
demonstributor
vorticist
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aerodynator
premalgator
ectagician
coustheticist
spiraboractor
thermodator
morticist
escriptor
diatrician
dialectrician
allistician
abrogator
precator
clascist
composiliator
manticist
demicist
exhibaker
composcator
agnostician
confusician
crisician
cicheropicist
geometributor
assicist
arbitractor
adulternator
atolizer
beauticist
captigastor
metaclinician
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phoenicist
asphyxiator
strampicist
concentulator
conjugrator
conspirector
articuditor
phyrifist
genicificator
executcher
gnostician
phyxiator
premacist
contrinator
excomagicook
contributcher
sphyxirator
alecian
athematrician
mentratuntist
semanamicator
adibultor
theoreticist
vatoprator
phoedictor
romanticipator
diagnosmonaut
confiscalator
roboractor
expliceman
eugenticist |
Or these amazing objects that will be soon on our shelves:
sparexact
sideairbang
saxopiano
whizzban
sideburearbox
earbox
illoscorder
condeedle
saxacleaner
sideboomshell
airtransvelo
sidesk
cad-swebufflo
screwdright
netophon
boophiflaphot
sparighot
scillostrong
rockeybook
knifork
radio-sweeper
needlower
micraxolo
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flork
clamshel
clamshield
swanciver
pritaxolo
turntrol
saxaclean
saxopiano
turntaphon
voltraster
forte-coil
netophon
drawhizoom
piccoil
anizoom
clamscrew
turntacto
sidearbang
screwheel
residesk
resistrong
knizear
floweeper
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ansversweeper
condenscrew
crewd-rom
screwherset
videotap
earbottle
whizzbottle
sidebottle
buffearbottle
crafluttle
ondeedlute
sweenciver
aircraflower
needlower
screwdrawer
bottophone
rantakear
picco-set
lutch |
Can we find in these neologisms any introduction to powerful concepts
underneath? How these concept seeds will germinate in the mind of genius
inventors?
The name creator of to-morrow will face the growing problem of
the semantic jam. The creative step of
brand naming will require more and more endeavors. Creativity techniques
and computer assisted programs will be sharpened.
To register a trademark, is not only a commercial need, but a long
term investment. If we refer to the astounding amount of money that
could be invested in a simple word, or in brand name repurchase, we are
allowed to think if it is better to invest in strategic names rather
than to play Bingo, buy pictures or jewels.
In the records book, the most expensive word that will be ever sold, is
not yet written.
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